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What is said after you accidentally (or sometimes purposely) download child pornography onto your computer.
B3nhur: hey i just DLed one night in paris
J4ke: omg! is it hott??
B3nhur: oh shit if i get caught with this i'm fucked
J4ke: wut? y?
B3nhur: cause it's fuckin kid porn under the wrong name
J4ke: omfg
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A phrase used by many people on online forums used to tell the other person (usually a little kid) that nobody really gives a shit about using or not swear words. The number 1 and lack of grammar are often added as a way of sarcasm towards them and their n00bness.
Kiddie 1: "d@mn i h8 dis gaem!1!11!1 is really crud!!1!1!!1111!
Person 2: "DAMN, SHIT, Oh noes i sworez on teh interwebz!1!"
Kiddie 2: "forking life no one luvs dis piz of doodo :("
Person 4: "FUCKING, SHITLESS MORON!!! Oh noes I sworez on teh interwebz!1!"
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1. A term used by bikers when some retard is standing directly infront of them
2. Used when there is something large barreling towards you at a very high speed
1. OH SHIT FUCKING MOVE OUT THE WAY WHY ARE YOU WALKING IN THE BIKE LANE
2. WHAT THE FUCK IS THAT OH SHIT FUCKING MOVE OUT THE FUCKING WAY JESUS CHRIST OH FUCK
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Professionally appropriate exclamation when you’ve put up with enough of a Blue Falcon’s self-serving bullshit.
Taken from S7E8 of Shameless when Ian Gallagher kicks Frank out of their home with a baseball bat for being a worthless individual.
Frank: I shouldn’t have to remind you I’m god’s gift to man and everything I do wrong is your fault because I’m actually an incompetent douchebag.
Literally everyone else: Oh, FUCK YOU FRANK, get out!!!
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Karlson is just a little game Dani's working on, Its currently the 12th most wishlisted game on steam so smash wishlist now so we can get to the number one spot GAMERS!!
Guy 1: "Bro have you heard of karlson?"
Guy 2: "Yeah have you?"
Guy 1: "Nah man, I've never seen this"
Guy 2: "Oh you don't know what Karlson is? Karlson is just a li-"
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The insult is a very heavy insult that could make your enemy shake in fear and get down on his/her knees.
This word pattern is commonly used when you save a goal in football and the opponent breaks down crying.
The English lexicon is implied in this extreme mental abuse method by not including the letters E and Z and then remembering these letters after reciting the rest of the letters in alphabetical order stating "OH WAIT I FORGOT EZZZZZZZZZZZZ" (ez being slang that gamers commonly use as a way to say easy).
Let's suppose little Timmy kicked a ball toward Keene in the goalie position and Keene saves the ball from going in
*Keene saves the ball and walks up to Timmy already on the floor crying*
Keene says "ABCDFGHIJKLMNOPQRSTUVWXY OH WAIT I FORGOT EZZZZZZZZZ"
*Timmy breaks down*
TImmy says "why you hurt my feelings bro, next time I score ten goals!"
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It's a Mario reference, it's a meme.
Mario "OH BOY, THAT MAKES ME SO HAPPY"
Princess Peach- "ok"
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