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Male Masturbation
The act of stroking one's own penis.
My girlfriend is on the rag so I had to go spit-shine the old water pump.
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The "act"...fucking, getting business done.
I had a wild night with Linda...I was taking old one eye to the optometrist when Mom walked in on us.
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2 Year old morgz fans are little kids who have autism.
Yo that kid is a 2 year old morgz fan, i bet he has autism.
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An often young kid with a rusty voice that is usually hard to understand who makes letsplay videos of the game know as minecraft for his 3 subscribers. Can also be used as an insult for someone who gets easily pissed off or has an aforementioned "rusty voice"
Max: *Oi guys ya wanna play some minecraft HAhaA?*
Noah: you sound like a 12 year old minecraft youtuber.
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Get ready for the Moravitz!!! Lay a vanity mirror on the floor, straddle ass naked and rub a mean one out while starring at your own butt hole.
After a night of no Ass decided to go home and give myself The Moravitz ( AKA : Old Man In The Mirror )!
"The Moravitz puts the ASS in Masterbating!!!"
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A girl who has a flat figue that closly resembles that of a little boy.
That flat chested actress has the figure of a 5 year old boy.
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Another less funnier variation of the meme I'm 12 years old and what is this?
Said in forums that restricts the registration of people below 13. If you put the original version of the meme, which is: I'm 12 years old and what is this? Mods might think that you're ACTUALLY 12 years old and ban you because they're dumbass pricks, or just have a reason to ban you for the lulz.
Person 1: "I'm 12 years old and what is this?"
Dumbass Mod: "You're 12 years old? This forum is for ages 13 and up! *Bans Person 1*"
Another day:
Person 2: "I'm 12 years old and what is this?"
Dumbass Mod: O rly? I know that's a meme, but you piss me off and I have a reason to ban you. *Bans for the lulz*"
Yet another day:
Person 3: "I'm 13 years old and what is this?"
Dumbass mod: I thought the meme was "I'm 12 years old and what is this." What the fuck is going on?"
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