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Phrase used when expressing shock or confusion, as if saying "you're lying!" or "you can't be serious" or "i don't believe you!" in a positive way.
A: "i just got engaged!"
B: "stop! you're taking a piss!"
or
A: "i just got robbed"
B:"you're taking a damn piss, when did this happen??"
The act of taking an angry shit in the middle of Nevada desert while on a 9 hour road trip after you have eaten nothing but Mexican food and drank cheap beer.
Hey Jimbo! Pull over. I've got to take a Hot Mexican Piss.
Piss fly fountain. When you are at the urinal and the piss flies attack. You knock them down with a fierce piss fountain.
The piss flys were attacking like kamakazis, so I let loose with the piss fly fountain. ( notify anyone at adjacent urinals)
1. The ultimate insult. When you tell someone you piss on their face, it demeans them, makes them feel less human, and essentially tells them that you own them.
2. Requesting for someone to piss on your face makes you a whore or a bitch.
3. In "Wasting My Time" by Default replace, everytime they sing the words "Wasting My Time", replace them with "Piss On Your Face" and you instantly have the Piss On Your Face song.
Mario: Dan, your mother is a whore.
Dan: Don't make me piss on your face Mario.
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Piss On Your Balls
1. The act of royally screwing things up.
2. Consistently failing to deliver.
3. Having a penis too small to urinate without dripping on your testicals.
Abbreviated as P.O.Y.B.
Why would we want to use Kurt and his team? They regularly Piss on their balls. You are a retard. You always piss on your balls.
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(n.) A tall, skinny person. Usually in the legal proffession.
Lawyer: Listen to me, we can't...
Guy: Shut the fuck up you long streak of piss
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1) Taking the more difficult "routes" in life
2) Doing the abnormal
Bob: "Did you hear John died from getting run over by a car?"
Alex: "No, he was always one to piss against the wind
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