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Friend: im trying to fight you
Me: Man don’t make me play in yo ass
A bullshit promotion text from Helix Jump (A mobile game) to force people to play their game
Helix Jump: Play now or die.
Me: no ._.
when somebody is playing pussy or acting like a bitch also doing dumb shit and they play pussy , and pussy get fucked
random : you don’t want theses problems
random : alright play pussy get fucked up
When you blow air into woman’s vagina then push on her stomach to force the air out.
My asshat boyfriend Brian keeps blowing air in my pussy, he thinks it’s funny, he says he’s playing bagpipes
When you blow air into woman’s vagina then push on her stomach to force the air out.
My asshat boyfriend Brian keeps blowing air in my pussy, he thinks it’s funny, he calls it playing bagpipes.
To respond to childish/drunk comments; proper responses include "I got Elmo, Grover, Big Bird." etc.
I ain't fucking playing sesame street right now!