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Pucker Punch

The act of punching your sexual partner in the butt-hole unexpectedly. Often performed during doggy-style.

I'm sorry baby, I got told you'd love a pucker punch and I just went all Maverick on ya.

by ShrewdSauce February 13, 2022


three hole punch

to shoot someone up to three times

three hole punch to his fuckin dome, ayy

by yungdaggerdick(thatsmyhandle) October 30, 2017


Cum Punch

A 'Cum Punch' is when a man ejaculates into his hand, clenches his fist so the spunk dribbles out between his knuckles, and then continues to punch someone with said clenched fist.

Man 1 - "Deidre was really annoying me the other night"

Man 2 - "How did you deal with it?"

Man 1 - "You know, I gave her the ol' 1-2 with a Cum Punch. That shut her up!"

by Lord Dangleballs April 13, 2018


Punching the Puppy

Waking up hung over and feeling like you have done the worst thing possible.

I seriously punched a whole litter of puppies right in thier cute stupid cute fucking faces, I was guilty of punching the puppy

by donniecakes October 15, 2010


Punch and Judy Show

When a bodybuilder anally fists two petite women and moves them around like puppets with one bashing the other with a large dildo shouting ‘that’s the way to do it’

I had an amazing night at the gym last night, Dave put on an amazing Punch and Judy show with two of the gym skanks

by Moistcurtains81 June 21, 2024


keyboard punch monkey

Any computer job that involves just entering entering data into a program that does not require much thought or mental process.

Man1: Hey man how did your day go?
Man2: Boring, all I did was enter numbers in to the accounting software. I felt like a keyboard punch monkey.

by Benjamin Fox March 2, 2017


toad punch

When you spit a massive green grog from your throat and you spit it in your fine lady's asshole and punch it in with your meat sword

Excuse me miss May I toad punch my covid toad in your hershey highway?

by Jalopy December 23, 2022