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The act of wishing someone a happy birthday by commenting on someone else's message.
Basically, when it's someone's birthday on Facebook, and you don't know the person in real life, but know them through someone, so you comment on the post of the person wishing the birthday girl/boy a happy birthday.
Can apply to Birthday Status'.
Person 1: Hmm.. I don't really know Sam.
Person 2: Then why is he on your friends list?
Person 1: Linda introduced me to him.
Person 2: Then just Wallpost Ride her message.
Taking a shit in a ladies hooded gown then tying the hood to her head via the pull cords and feltching her face until climax
"I'm about to get me a little brown riding hood"
When your obese significant other gets on top to ride and it feels like you’re being crushed by quadruple wide trailer.
Damn… I nearly didn’t make it out of there alive after that quadruple ride from Bertha.
When one (male) puts a crown around his dick and puts one of the arches right next to the penis and inserts it into the woman's vagina.
Jim: Hey Bob, last night Allison was Riding The King last night. ;)
Bob: Nice.
After drinking to much water on a long car ride and needing to go to the restroom. You stretch your partners jaw open so far they get lock jaw, and then you proceed to urinate in there mouth to the point that it drowns them
P1. Hey bro, can we stop. I have to take a piss P2. We don’t have time to stop let’s just do a car ride porta-pody.
Hog riding is when a male is on top of the female during intercourse and he proceeds to yell HOOGGG RIDDAA
I was riding my girlfriend as I yelled “HOG RIDER” that is hog riding