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FACT: A Colorado Cock-slap is a phenomenon that occurs in Jeeps all over Colorado. Performing a Colorado Cock-slap is rather simple. Step one, hold back your beard so that your pud is exposed. Step two, have a female specimen perform road head. Step three, drive off road, preferably on a very rocky trail. Note, be sure she has a mouth capacious enough to handle your girth/prevent biting. Step 4: Enjoy your off road head and drive with enough vigor such that her head slips off your penis causing it to swing around and hit her in the face (Colorado Cock-slap).
Brendan- I was on my way to Steamboat and I Colorado Cock-slapped her.
Jeff-Oh Karioka!
Brendan- Hey Jeff did you get a Colorado Blowjob?
Jeff- Na, I took her to the mountains and Colorado Cock-slapped her instead.
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When you find the need to do the dirty deed. Drop your pants and grasp your weiner. Lift up and slap down as hard as you can on his/her cunt. While yelling "BYAH" repeatedly.
Zach once gave Kristi McPherson a Korean Cunt Slap. She loved him long time.
Steve Loves Koreans. Especially Cunt Slappers.
Craig is black.
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When a man utilizes his logic, reasoning and aptitude to destroy a woman's irrational argument that is largely based on emotional appeal. In the most serious of cases, a man will incapacitate and humiliate a woman so severely with his words that it is akin to him unzipping his pants and slapping her repeatedly across her face with his penis.
John: "Yo bro did you see that politics debate between Mike and Laura yesterday?"
Fred: "Yeah man, Mike gave her an intellectual cock slap right in front of everyone"
John: "Dude she got hit up so hard it looked like she was getting bruised!"
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From 30th of October 2019 to 30th of October 2020, you may smack any girls/ boys bum
“It’s slap ass year, i’ve had my ass slapped 30 times😝”
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(verb) To counter-attack suddenly and viciously the intended attacker of your loved one.
(noun) Any such counter-attack.
I just pointed out that Michael was looking a bit tired, and Laura jumped into the conversation and Wendi-slapped me.
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Being so lazy or tired that you just turn your body to pimp someone in the face.
Girlfriend-"Your home early"
You-*Lazy pimp slap* "WHERE MAH SAMMICH"
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In a pornographic film, or in real life, when the male's scrotum is long and loose, and is riding a female hard, the balls will slap against the female's body, created an additional slapping noise, hence, the bonus ball slap.
Listen to that bonus ball slap.
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