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Short for, Take deep breaths it will go quicker.
Used when somebody farts in a small room, lift etc.
In Crowded lift.
Grunty: Prrrrrwwumph
Grunty's Friend: Eugh! That stinks.
Grunty: Take deep breaths...
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When the people at Urban Dictionary hate you, despite your word perfectly fitting on the website.
Guy: OMG URBAN DICTIONARY EMAILED ME!
Email: A few volunteer editors read your definition and decided to not publish it. Don't take it personally!
Guy: :(
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One of the best songs in the world. This song was written by none other than Panic! At the Disco.
quote from the song: "Let's get these teen hearts beating faster, faster, so testosterone boys and harlequin girls, will you dance to this beat and hold a lover close?"
Person #1: "Have you heard that awesome song by Panic! At the Disco?"
Person #2: "You mean 'Lying is the most fun a girl can have without taking her clothes off?' "
Person #1: "OF COURSE! It's my favorite song by them!"
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It is a sentence...........but OK. how many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie roll pop
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Puppetsmask . the idiot
"Oh my golly goshing gosh! Is that Puppetsmask. The non-binary bisexual who can't take jokes?
"yes that's the cool tiktoker(?) that obsess over childe itto and many more characters."
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The answer is:
Red.
Can you tell me if your canoe is stuck in a tree with the headlights on, how many pancakes does it take to get to the moon?
RED
Ok thanks
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The email check of shame. When you realize that all hopes and dreams of publishing that one definition on Urban Dictionary that made you die of laughter to yourself while stuck in quarantine are gone, gone, gone.
Phone: *makes email notification sound*
Me: *drops everything and opens email faster than the speed of light*
Email: A few volunteer editors read your definition and decided to not publish it. Don't take it personally!
Me: Well that's just great.
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