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Tape Sex

Tape sex is one of the many ways humans have developed to enact sexual intercourse with another person, in this case through the use of a adhesive substance such as tape, to reproduce offspring or to simply arouse emotional and physical responses from their partner

My boyfriend likes having tape sex with animal carcasses

by cummingexpert May 20, 2011

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Sex Tank

1) A sex tank is a complimentary expression for a female who has a physique characterized by a curvy buttocks, a medium waist and large breasts. However women like these are rare, perhaps 1 in 5,000 in the general population. 2) A solidly built-for-sex body. 3) A female that could stradle you and you would be very lucky. 4) A female body that was made to please a man.

"Damn. Did you see that sex tank in the store?"

by kaliandloki October 16, 2011

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Cybo sex

Sex in cyberspace used to stay disease free, this is typically done with any and all random parties

Cybo knew he could never get some in real life so he tried Cybo sex because not only did he "get some", he stayed disease free!

by Apeck August 9, 2007

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classical sex

A fetish involving powdered wigs and having sex choreographed to classical music. This music usually must be fast paced such as the baroque genre and you must always finish during the crescendo.

-hey whats that powdered wig for?
--its for classical sex man, we totally smashed to mozart last night!

by KRA3PZ February 10, 2010

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Fraction Sex

The act of sex/intercourse but being cut off before you can finish for other reasons unknown.

Taking a girl home, proceeding to bang her but then when your maybe half way through, she decides to quit cos shes had enough fun.
"Cory takes Morgan home to finger her with his penis, Morgan decides shes had enough fun and tells him, "I'm done". Cory is left there with his unfinished business. This explains fraction sex.

by mr titty farm May 2, 2009

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sex noises

when a man and woman are "doing it" and are making noises at the same time. Ushually its the female yelling "FUCK ME, DONT STOP, HARDER, HARDER" or "TAP THAT ASS" and the male yelling "WHOS YOUR DADDY?! YES.. RIGHT THERE" this prooving that they are enjoying themselves continously while him shooving his PENIS in her HAIRY PUSSY.

"OMG... FUCK ME,.. HARDER.. UH, UH, UH, COMMON, DO IT... YES... UH HUH, YES... DO THAT TO ME ONE MORE TIME.... BABY... OH BABY.." usually followed by orgasm.

by Victoria November 29, 2004

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awkward sex

When youre having sex with someone who doesn't know what they are doing creating an awkward feeling and regret because you could have done a better job getting off by yourself.

Andrea wished she had just masterbated rather than subject herself to the awkward sex she had with Jeremy because he sucks in bed.

by yourmomsmysexslave August 12, 2009

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