A closet Hoe is a house wife. She has sexual relations with her husband like a hooker. Does what he ask and likes and gets paid with a roof over her head and means to buy what she wants. She doesn't get paid with money but is taken care and provided for. A closet hoe doesn't wait for a John to pick her up. She waits for him to come home. It's a saying Hookers at the point used
She thinks she is better than these other hoes cause she is a closet hoe!
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When your dog wont stop humping shit
Why is your dog humping that toy?
Oh, she's just a dog hoe.
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A girl who acts in a very reserved manner until she attends an event, like a Christmas party. After a couple of drinks she then magically transforms into a slut of little or no morals
Did you hear about S****y? She shagged that ugly big nosed guy after the pub last week. Two drinks and sheβs a regular popcorn hoe!
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When you get with a chick right away.
Opposite of meeting a chick and finding out sheβs a feminist.
Ron: βI roofied that bitch and had her pussy for lunch.β
Sean: βHoe in One!β
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a term of enderment orginaly founded on myspace by josh and aj. means a close freind can also be used offensively if pronounced heffer-hoe
good way:I`m chilling with my heffa-hoes
ba way: That girl is a fat Heffer-hoe
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To tell off or pop off on an extremely bitchy girl who has had it coming to her for months. When you pop a hoe you have to completely shut her down. Can be done in person or through e-mail/Facebook. After you pop a hoe you must block them from your Facebook to make sure you had the last word and they cannot respond. Usually involves coworkers, teachers, and shitty newspaper editors.
Josh: "So what are you going to do about your roommateβs bitchy girlfriend Laura?"
John: "Oh, I'm going to pop a hoe. You wonβt be seeing her around here for awhile."
Josh: "Whats wrong with you today?"
John: "I'm about to pop a hoe. Some stupid white girl made a racist remark."
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one (generally a female) who is wearing an article of clothing indicating that they are attempting to mimic or is in fact dating and oratory boy (ie: sweatshirt, sweatpants, t-shirt, ext)... a majority of Oh-Hoes are found in: St. Elizabeth, Mount Saint Marys, Villa Walsh, Oak Knoll, and Kent Place... However there have been known cases where the occasional Mount Saint Dominic, Mother Seaton, and Purnell School girl has had the pleasure bestowed upon them to become an Oh-Hoe
"Woh, look at that Oratory Prep kid with his Oh-Hoe" says the Delbarton boy, "wish i had an O-Hoe." *frowning*
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