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Michael

An absolute duck

“Michael? You mean the dude who talks to ducks? Yeah stay away from him he’s up to no good.”

by waymoresecretpseudonym November 24, 2021


Michael

He is the guy almost everyone loves.He cares about other people. When you are sad he will give you a hug or maybe a kiss if you are lucky. He is hot,cute and lovely. You can fall in love with him very easily like I did

Girl:I heard that you like Michael is that right?
Me:ya he is amazing.
Girl:I can agree and I bet he likes you back.

by AddisonInLove February 21, 2022


michael

a big ass bitch with a small dick and pimples on his nipples

this michael guy is a bitch bruh, he’s got dreads on his titties

by gregory smith the 18th February 12, 2024


Michael

Michaels are so fucking hot. They usually have curly hair. Michaels are extremely funny and cute with the people that the enjoy being with . Michaels are hygienic , meaning they are clean. They also tend to be muscular with beautiful, sexy abs and biceps. They don't like flexing much tho and are usually quite. Michaels have amazing personalities and although u find them rude to other people, they really are caring if u don't carry out a bad influence or bad attitude towards them. As a friend, Michaels are amazing people and help u in any way u can as long as u respect them. Michaels also don't like cursing and using inappropriate words but if they feel attacked verbally, they would use em. Although they seem quite and by themselves at times, do not underestimate them. They are noticing everything that is happening around them and they can be very dangerous if u make them ur enemy. U may make fun of em and Michaels are fine with that, BUT if borders are passed and u say something personal... nah i feel sorry fer u. Michaels are athletic and agile as well. One thing all people should know is that they should NEVER, EVER run in a race against a Michael. Dont...Just dont. THEY WILL FUCKING LEAVE U IN THE DUST. THEY ARE FAST. TOOOO FAST FOR UR LEVEL. DONT. MICHAELS ARE BUILT DIFFERENT! THEY GON BE EMBARRASING U. jus a quic warning , incase u decide too race one...

"OMG ITS MICHAEL!!!"
"AH! Ik. HES SO HOT AF"
"Bitch stay back, that boy mine!"

by Gab-54h March 18, 2024


Michael

An absolute fatherless piece of shit who is a jack ass at times and an absolute duck head on others there is a little grey area for good Michaels but most of the time absolute shit

Michael your a dipshit

by The shitswizler69 November 25, 2021


Michael

Michael has a big cock and really knows how to work it:

Michael is a hot name

by Evenguyslikemichael December 5, 2021


Michael

A big ween with a tiny dick who’s always looking at anime titts.

Oh look a Michael.

by Ur mom19484994 March 14, 2022