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Guy Titties

The male version of the females plip plipps. (Plipp plipps meaning nipp nipps). They can often be moved if one makes use of the pectorial muscles, or otherwise can be sucked for enjoyment if they do not contain harmful microbes, which is why its helpful to wash your Guy Titties before the sucking commences, or the pectorial movement spectacle commences.

1: Yo, look at my guy titties!
2: man, you call those guy titties?! they look more like a girls'!
1: exactly.
2: ohh, i get it... ;)

by Informative Professor Gumby September 27, 2023


titty sprikles

A sprinkle full of titties

Titty sprikles are mine.

by Hehdhdurhe February 22, 2017


suitcase titties

When a fat chick sucking your dick and she folds her titties on your legs so you can play with the nipples.

She was sucking my dick so good I forgot she was fat. So I told her to unfold her suitcase titties so I could play with them.

by J Crack corn August 27, 2018


Shitty-Titty

A sensual act done in a BDSM situation where a man smears his excrement on a woman's breasts.

Becca "We was having a blast an' then that cootie did them shitty-titty on me, Lord I almost busted."
Beccy "Oi poppi!!!"

by LogSmoocker April 4, 2023


Shitty Titty

When you take a big dump on your girlfriends chest and then proceed to squish it in between her tits.

I gave my girlfriend the shitty titty last night, it was messy.

by Mortariontyphus April 27, 2019


Shitty titties

A terrible let down of emotion similar to gazing at an attractive woman's tits for the first time only to find that they are shitty.

Turns out Braundo isn't real. Ahh shitty titties.

by Shmosis January 5, 2017


Titty warbler.

Someone who when confronted with large breasticles begins to warble in a Florence and the machine type tone. Also an unofficial FIFA approved insult when an opponent scores a jew goal.

1) "she's got big tits" ... " waahhhhhhhhhhaaahhhhh"
2) why do you always jew goal you massive Titty Warbler. (northern insult only)

by Tittymagician November 15, 2012