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Chris

The guy with a mommy kink that for some reason loves Lance. uwu

Lance: What are you doing today?

Chris: yo mama

by thereforemommy January 8, 2022


Chris

Chris is the funniest person in the whole world. He is super caring and everyone loves him. He is blonde and is super cute! He is such a good friend and is very sporty. He flirts like crazy but once in a relationship will give all the attention to the special lady. If you see a Chris you better get with him before someone else takes him first.

girl 1 I think I saw a Chris
girl 2 Wym?
girl 1 I saw some really cute blonde haired kid

by thicccy April 13, 2019


chris

the biggest asshole you will ever meet. a fucken pussy, the biggest drama queen. TOXIC WASTE NEED TO GET RID. gaslighter. fucken bitch. will NEVER ADMIT HE IS WRONG. god complex. full of weird fetishes. needs to find another hobby..... PLEASE LEAVE TATI ALONE. thank you. going into teaching for the kids. flawed human. somethings need to be worked on.

chris thinks he is a god.

by devmilflarge February 19, 2022


Chris

all you need to know is

1.children love him and men fear him
2. every thursday at noon he teaches a walking on water seminar

jesus, did you see chris the other day?

by ivan17 May 17, 2022


Chris

Chris is a guy who loves the trend of looking up your name on Urban Dictionary. He tends to think that things like that are cool because they shine through to your originality.

Chris-minded people often enjoy hanging around others who also enjoy being the center of attention.
Chris' only listen to Top 40, Beyonce, Rihanna, and occasionally Justin Bieber. They're not like other Chris...es.

Chris is also very sarcastic.

Did you see what Chris said? Humor? I'm triggered.

by john_dorian November 24, 2021


Chris

A blonde hair and blue eyed guy, who will set you up and disrespect you.

Person 1: oh god, there goes Chris.
Person 2: Let's go before he sees us.

by DixieRebel2497 August 25, 2021


Chris

A unseemly popular guy who knows how to climb the social and financial ranks in life. Hes always has a cute smile and has lots of admires and friends because he is polite, popular and humble.

If he likes you he won't have to tell you, you will just know. If he doesn't like you he will let you know somehow. But either way he will always give you a chance.

Chris is loyal about his relationships. Usually private about his feelings and thoughts. Chris is a cool person that makes you feel cool too.

Elise: look at Chris he really has it all going for him.
Alex: who chris? Thats my buddy he's cool like that.

by Whosthatgirl1988 January 30, 2021