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n. The homosexual act of one man sneaking up behind another, attempting to grab his genitals, inflicting pain in the process.
Randy Jackson snuck up behind Clay Aiken in the shower and gave that bitch a back-water viper.
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A tall, COOL, glass of water is a babe so hot you need a glass of water after checking her out.
"Dayyyyuuuummmmm she's a cool drink of water!"
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night-water cum is the splooge that several cadets leave in the glass of water you keep on your nightstand after they jack off into it.
When I wake up in the morning, I always have night-water cum in my glass and the taste of my roomies' jizz in my mouth!
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night-water cum is the pearly-white cumshots of other guys who jack off in the water glass of nightstand water a guy drinks during the night when he's thirsty.
My roomies are frequently jacking off in my water glass and leaving me night-water cum to drink!
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the girl from “scooby doo mystery incorporated” but her real name is marcie fleach
fred, shaggy, and. scooby: “hot dog water?!”
velma: “her real name is marcie.”
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Two objects, namely one uncircumcised penis, and one other penis gently come together into a tip to tip union. Once touching, the uncircumcised male then proceeds to encapsulate the other mans shaft creating a perfect vacuum seal. Akin to a Chinese Finger Trap, once the seal has been established one of the participants then urinates to create a wee filled water balloon; this is then deposited into the third participants mouth.
Juan and Pablo were both feeling a bit bored so they decided to engage in a Chinese Water Balloon and dump it in Hector's mouth
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When your taking a shower with someone who is hogging the water, which forces you to use the little bit of water that is streaming of there elbow
Person 1: Dude whats that smell?
Person 2: Thats me sorry i only got a elbow water shower today
Person 1: Dude you need to take showers on your own if she cant share the water
Person 2: yeah well what are you gonna do?
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