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When i queef into trey III mouths and he nuts into my face while i scream harder big pap chulo. Then i have lesbian sex with all the girls and make them cum hard and then i masturbate to all the guys and hit on them even tho im fat asf.
I do the Calf Mommy Queefer Special every once in a while when i feel horny for them. Wink*
To euthanise a cat, or group of cats. Named for a high profile millionaire in New Zealand who has been outspoken on his hatred of cats. Morgan has tales openly of his desire to eradicate the domestic housecat from NZ. He has called them sadists and serial killers who have “got to go”
Fuck, mate! If your cat keeps acting like that I’ll have to give it the Gareth Morgan Special!
When your too drunk to get a boner even after a finewomen offers a handjob
I heard Cindy was gonna jerk him but he gave her a ken special.
Another way of referencing marijuana joints.
All these kids these days are on those special cigarretes!
Having sex with a girl before kissing her
Guy 1 : How would one kiss that prude
Guy 2: who need a kiss when u can hit her with the Moe special
Performing anal sex on your typically apprehensive partner in the back of a Ford Bronco while enjoying a bowl of pho.
Good thing my girlfriend wasnt the one eating that spicy pho during my Fathers Day Special, or my dick would be on fire!
a lesbian who is better, hotter, smarter, more beautiful, more fun, more bootylicious, than all your previous girls
I got myself a special lesbian bB