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straight down the kaiser

flushed straight down the toilet

we were winning but we flushed that straight down the kaiser

by why so glum son March 31, 2018


Tased-Straight

The unforseen effects of taking a 500,000 volt taser to the genitals where the pubes become stick straight and bright white.

Christina: Did you see Lbdub's new taser last night?"
Rose and Cheryl: "YES!!"
Cheryl: "He came home tased-straight at 3am looking like Spike from Gremlins "
Rob: "No, I did that before I left... a welcome home gift for the love of my life"

by lbdub March 16, 2022


Baby Straight

A straight male who lacks experience in straight activities

Adam has never caught a football until his freshman year of college.

Adam is a baby straight.

by Whoreo II April 25, 2018


Straight Ham

To Pull off a 1 vs 6 in search and destroy without camping, noob tubing or using any other noob tactic.

Guy 1: Dude, Chris just killed all 6 players in search and Destroy.
Guy2: All of those kills were legit, Chris is so Straight Ham!

by Wazikazi August 1, 2011


Alpha Straight

Straight people that dont support or are against corruption, mutilation or abomiantion, they are the ones falsely accused of being homophobic and transphobic for being pure alphas

TateHater193: "You are the most homophobic and transphobic twitter user, delete your account"

TopGMan: "Nah man, I am an Alpha Straight, Im not homophobic"

by Sh4d0wz June 27, 2023


Straight 6

Like the engine, the straight 6 is six men in a line involved in anal intercourse. Unlike the rods and cylinders going up and down in an engine the straight 6 men move their hips back and forth in unison until climax.

Disclaimer: there is NOTHING “straight” about this except the line of men.

Hey guys this football game is boring, let’s do shots and line up and stuff our butts in a straight 6

by Mr. Missionary Josh Austin September 30, 2022


The Straight Gay

A Gay guy, who is straight for being gay. Meaning he likes men, only human males, not other males like animals and other species.

Colin said, " I'm a different type of gay, The straight gay, See ya'll aint woke like me" (November 9,2020 at 7:59 PM EST), as he proceeded to make himself look like a retard.

by colinbladesthomas November 10, 2020