Famous for his "Keyboard Cat" video.
Charlie Schmidt, you put a smile on my face.
If you know a person named Charlie, you have to cuddle with them on this day.
"Oh, Hey! It's National "Cuddling With People Named Charlie" Day! Charlie, I guess we have to cuddle!"
Wake up needing to take a shit, then immediately have a Charlie horse in the back of your leg.
I had such a bad charlie brown this morning, I looked like the walking dead trying to get to the toilet.
The act of inserting a finger (or toe) into your partner's rectum without warning, often as good-natured retribution for minor arguments
"My wife wouldn't let me turn off that terrible TV show the kids were watching, so I gave her a Charlie Brown later as payback."
Slang for fecal matter often when referring to taking a larger one
Guys, I really need to take a Charlie Brown or else I'll shit my pants!
The act of pouring an espresso shot into someone's ass and slurping it back out.
Be careful when Susan says she wants a Charlie Brown, she makes those espresso shots extra hot.