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Dad

That one person that keeps trying to find milk and never manages

-Has your dad come home yet?
-Nope
-Oh. When did he leave?

-I don't remember.
-Ah well, mine came home yesterday.
-Really?
-No.

by PotatoKiwiCat123 May 5, 2024


DAD

hes not here...

wheres my dad?

by a good wiff December 14, 2017


Dad

Please come back.

Me: Its been 9 years dad please come back with the milk

by gdnnfh April 25, 2020


Dad

A living plant

Hey do you see that dad over , it’s gorgeous

by Gwart March 26, 2018


Dad

Me

I am your dad you fucking bitch

by Your Missing Dad July 20, 2022


Dad

A dad is the one you cherish most. with the spunky attitude of a teen, but a pure warm heart, they always know what to say and absolutely hate when people they care for or don't even know are down. When Dad makes a mistake he realizes it and doesn't stop making things right until hearts and relationships are mended. They have a hard working trait always to make you feel welcomed. Everyone loves their dad

My dad is the best person to exists!

by BrynnMill December 3, 2021


Dad

Something you don’t have now

Hey bro wheres your dad at?

by Thick biggie December 4, 2021