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American public schools

You wanna make dumb decisions and get paid for them ? Become a teacher here ! Wanna seem “woke” but also want to let teenage girls be harassed by a delusional man in their locker room because he’s a “woman” too ? American public schools! Wanna teach kindergarteners about sexual kinks? Your hired !

Parent:I’m sending my child to public school
Concerned adult:Good luck
P: Why?
CA:American public schools are a breeding ground for blue haired libs and feminazis.

by K.wh September 27, 2023


Fossilized Black Americans (FBAs)

A "Pretendian" is a term often used by Indians to describe someone who falsely claims Indigenous ancestry or cultural identity without any legitimate basis. This term is often applied to individuals who disrespectfully appropriate/change Indigenous cultures or traditions for personal gain (in an effort to seem more exotic or interesting than they really are.)

Similar to a “pretendian”, Black Americans have a play on the term "Foundational Black Americans" (FBAs) — "Fossilized Black Americans."

Just like “Pretendians”, Fossilized Black Americans cling to any minuscule amount of African DNA remnant from their ancestors, to try to legitimately claim that they are part of the black identity in the present (Even if authentic, dark-skinned Black Americans don’t see them as black; Even when they don’t look black; Even when they’re extremely distanced from blackness and black culture)

They are fossils of the former identity that their ancestors embodied.

Yeah sure, they’re ‘FBA' alright – Fossilized Black Americans (FBAs)”

by TonalTruths April 4, 2024

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American hot dogging

Sex position. When a male fucks his partner fat bulge.

I threw an American hot dogging in that ham beast over there !! High five bro !!

by Sbrogzni January 19, 2018


American Bobo

A phrase used on people who back-stabs people for their own gain. Or a person that acts like a yankee while he's not.

A: Yeehaw
B: Bro stop being such an American Bobo, bro.

by R3tr0_Alito December 15, 2019


North American Spotted Tailess Rat

Otherwise Known as Jake Kuhse. He's short has a spot on the back of his head and is dangerous if with other rats/squirrels. If seen please contact the Cross Country Team.

A North American Spotted Tailess rat is short, furry, spotted and dangerous, be careful.

by zachzach August 30, 2006


American Lawn mower

: when a dad over the age of 30 beats his meat to his freshly mowed lawn

Hey son wanna mow the lawn so we can jerk off to it. American Lawn mower

by Wolvesgottalong September 10, 2021


British American

A word that Americans use to describe people living in The United Kingdom when they want to sound smart.

American: "Oh cool, so you're British American."

British Person: "smh, you're taking a piss bruv."

by chillaxbrother August 17, 2024