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when you are about to lose your virginity and go off the rails and have the police called on you 😷😈 la chocolate
okay in 2 months i will be 20. yes this is my year. the egg about to crack. hahahahhahah its going down. boring ass.
Caressing of the eggs is more than when you lightly whisk, it’s when you whisk the eggs so carefully and with love.
Richard caressed the eggs so lightly they made the perfect scrambled eggs.
a ref. to those "charities" who get a "whiff of money" from a donator , then ; amp up the money hustle,
as well as turning over the donater's name to EVERY charity that seeks a SAVIOUR , ! resulting in TRUCKLOADS of junk mail !!
i gave a donation to pop dinkins foundation , now i get BOMBED !! with junk mail from hustlers who dinkins sold:my info, to !! that got a "whiff of MONEY" !! -THANKS !!
word: i'm NOT the goose who lays the golden eggs !
When a discord user cries when they get punked
man, NPC was leaking piss eggs all over
Combination of scrambled and Sunny side up way of cooking egg.
Son: Mommy, can you cook sunny side up egg for me.
Mommy: Son, your egg is ready!!!🙃
Son: Wat da! Is this srambled or sunny side up? This look like SunnyScrambledUp egg.
Mommy: Sorry son, I did my best but I guess my best was not good enough. 😌
When a man ducks a woman's ass. He pulls out then places one testicle in her ass and they other in her vagina.
Heather " do u want some deviled egg salad?"
Michael " wait so you want me to fuck your dumper, pull out and stuffed one ball in your ass and stuck the other on your pussy?"
Heather " umm... Ok that will work!"