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The best people are born on this day. Just know if you're born today you are the best .
Its also national marcus moo day. If you know someone named marcus moo, give em some appreciation.
Ex. 1: Wow you're born on april 7th thats sick
Ex.2: i love you marcus moo
aw thanks dude
The day the mfs who pull the MOST were born. People born on this specific date are scientifically proven to me exceptionally attractive, intelligent, popular, and basically every good trait. Wonder beings, as they’re scientifically named, are proven to be perfect in every way
Person: who is that sexy mf over there 😜🥵👀
Friend: thats *****, i heard they were born on April 7th
Person: Oh so THATS why everyone is asking for their autograph
National Colie has to show you her boobs day
Person 1: Hey Colie! you know what today is? April 7th!!
Colie: Every year 😒
April 7th:
pop a titty day
No questions asked
Full exposure
For a solid second
“Guess what girlies it’s April 7th”
People born in April have the worst attitude and are the driest people to text.
Kenneth is an April baby that’s why he’s so rude
National greef-day. On this day Titanic began to sink.
-Wait, it is your birthday today?
-Yeah, it is.
-Happy Birthday, and I'm sorry.
-What are you sorry for?
-All the people that died on Titanic the 14th of April
A day on which the best plonkers in the world are born. They are usually very loving, and look cute in very oversized hats.
Hey man, did you hear this girl was born on the 14th of April?
Yeah man, shes such a plonker but shes the star of my world...