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Stupid ass fucking dog stole my green bean when I was eating green beans
I fucking hate Green Bean Dog.
A famous dish among those of larger stature, (Obese) and that also like to ride unicycles. Their family is usually large as well or very poor, as this meal is extremely easy to prepare and fattening.
"Marge, grab a can of green beans from the store, we can just use my toe jam in place of the cheese, I'm craving some cheesy green beans."
When you put your testicles in a girl's ass and fuxk her pussy
I meet this freaking girl last night she got me to do the fishy bean burrito to her
a state of being, in which you are BARELY surviving
“Granny, I’m having a bad day”
“Oh Hun, looks like you barely got a can of beans and prayer, right now.”
a can of beans and a prayer
this is usually not used as an insult. This sentence is used among hillbillies and rednecks to call each other sexy and//or arousing .
Brother: hey pork chop ;) , oh baby you really are a slutty can of beans.
Sister: thanks pumpkin pie, I could grind up on that red neck of yours all day.
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While receiving a blow job your significant other sneezes on your balls.
While you down there girl, how 'bout you season my beans?
give her the beans is a phrase similarly used like “petal to the metal” it means to go all out, give it your all
bubba: “you really oughta hear this new engine i just put in”
Cletus: “hell yea brother give her the beans “