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A brunette with many blonde moments.
I would call you a dumb blonde, but youre a brunette.
It's okay, Im a chocolate covered blonde at heart :-P
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When a sugar and water enima is given to a person intoxicated on vodka. the resulting expulsion of fluid is then heated into a semisolid mixture. That mixture is is then molded into a bar shape and left on the passed out individual.
Dude: I was at a party and passed out drunk... When I woke up I found a chocolate bar that smelled like shit. I think I got too drunk and someday turned me into a Slovakian Chocolate Maker.
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A black man who's neat and stylish.
As always, he was well-groomed chocolate.
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To bend some poor unsuspecting douchebag over and lube up his or her ass then proceed to lube up your feet all the way the way up to your knees. Slowly insert one foot at a time in said douchebags cornhole. When both feet are snugly inserted start mashing and stomping away at the chocolate grapes.
Dude, just because the coach likes to get a good chocolate grape stomping, it doesn't mean I should be the one to do it.
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When you shit on your index and fiddle finger and then ejaculate on the same index and middle finger and then proceed to rub together these two ingredients to make the perfect Chocolate and Vanilla Swirl. The Chocolate and Vanilla Swirl is a tasty treat to enjoy by yourself or with friends. Most people prefer eating it directly off the fingers but you can also use a spoon if you choose.
Charlie has a Chocolate and Vanilla Swirl every night after his dinner.
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(n.) a piece of shit frozen in order to make it hard enough to use as a dildo; stick shit necessary
Michael Clark's mother asked Ms. Collier to borrow a dildo but she gave her a frozen chocolate treat instead.
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A delicious brown skinned woman wearing a bunny suit on Easter Holiday. She loves to tease men by shaking her bunnytail for fun. The horny man chase the bunny through the enchanted woods to mate.
Guy: My little chocolate bunny loves to hop and nibble on my carrot stick.
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