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3 some with female 69. Anal sex with the one girl then, oral sex with the other girl, then back to the other girl vaginal sex, then alternating. Therefore "washing" your car.
Would you ladies be interested in a Kansas City Carwash?
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"kansas city rich" means that, with your current income, you would be considered rich or wealthy ONLY in kansas city, because that income would only put you to low to middle class in a REAL city.
I can't afford to live in california, I can make it ok in phoenix, but i could be KANSAS CITY RICH!!! BIG BALLAH!!
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New York City, brought to you by Upstate NY, paying for New York City since 1919.
The city where people live on other people's money.
student in NYC: Dude, their only giving us a new football field this year.
student in Upstate NY: Hey, we're giving NYC a football field this year so i guess we're stuck running on this gravel track!
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When a man feels up a woman with 3 breasts but only touches two at one time but evenly distributes feeling time to all 3.
Dean: "Did you hear about that jungle girl Cherryl"
Kevin: "Ya
Dean: "I Kansas City Juggler'd the shit out of her last night"
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A terrorization group that
1) lures you into donating money "in the name of god" to them and thus the head pastor embezzling the funds to fund his wife's shitty career
2) Preaches About Money, not god
3) Believers that think their pastor is very innocent
4) Believers who pray for their head pastor who is most certainly going to have life imprisonment
5)Money...money...money
Did you hear about city harvest church? They did 100million dollars!
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From Lucky Number Slevin. The Kansas City Shuffle is a deception move characterised by causing the victim to look right as you attack on the left.
Smith: "There was a time when Brown Sugar over there was a fine young woman."
Nick: *looking towards her*
Smith: *leaves wheelchair and attacks Nick from behind* "the Kansas City Shuffle"
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A location where Big Cats meet or live and engage each other in stimulating stunts that usually involves large amounts of alcohol. There is always one King Cat who runs Big Cat City and often leads by example by Bringing the Ruckus. Most normal individuals would not dare to enter Big Cat City without the protection or consent of a Big Cat.
Guy 1: Hey man you trying to go to Big Cat City tonight.
Guy 2: Yea sure what’s the worst that could happen?
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