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The David Problem

A situation that arises during software development in which one developers build works perfectly (we call this the David build) whilst all other builds are completely fucked.

Dev 1: "Oh man, why isn't this building!!"
Dev 2: "What do you mean? It's building fine for me and we are running the same version.. ?"
Dev 1: "Why must you constantly create the David Problem..."

by Miss David January 28, 2022


david's confessions

A two person owned youtube channel and podcastewhere two girls go bye the name david talk about anything that comes on their mind like pop culture and social media on there youtube channel they play games like roblox which they are most known for and others like girlsgogames jeprody and others

I am gonna go watch david's confessions

by dog1645 January 17, 2022


smart david

A person that is very smart named David

Smart David is smarter than you think

by ______-___ April 7, 2019


Taking a David

To pass a bowel movement at work. Taking a shit, crap, poop, or dropping beans off at the tortilla bowl.

Man, I got to go take a huge david before I begin work.

I'm on david number 2 already and it's not even noon.

Taking a david is the best way to get paid for pooping at work.

by Bigdullytruck31 March 20, 2024


David c

This David is the only one he is a rare sight walking into shool eith his balenciaga s and his nandos ready meal

If you look carefully through a nnandos window David will be eating his spicy chicken wings

David c nandos machine

by Jason Fay 1992 November 23, 2019


david long

If you have this name you are probably a gourmet foods teacher at a high school in northern Virginia with a widows peak, 4 o clock aftershave, fairly hairy arms, cargo pants and obsession with younger boys. If this man is your teacher hide your wangs in your pants and make sure not to pop a boner in class or else he might pop a boner in you.

David Long: If you want your phone your gonna have to see me after class young man.

by MonkeyLadie March 30, 2016


Jackson David

A one legged fuck boy. Drinks one beer and is drunk. Uses daddy’s money to buy cars and car parts. Plays Xbox nakedly while smelling like shit, shower boy

That Jackson David is a bitch. Just got a car from daddy

by Dumbnig October 26, 2019