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David

David is someone who belongs to a girl named Selma becouse they are both hot and funny// i love you David🤪🤪🤪

Girl: Hi daviiddd
David: Back off I have a girlfriend

by davidsgfbackoff December 31, 2022


David

Absolute Gem and a 100% uncut diamond

David is a 100% uncut diamond

by Your a bimbo December 25, 2021


David

If you're suffering from a headache have no worries, partaking in sexual acts with David help stop all headaches

girl: Damn this headache annoying as hell
girl2: Just have sex with David that helps

by WomanWorker92 March 13, 2023


David

An absolute rocket of a fella , tops flake there all night gbtm

Half’s david’s 50 quid

by GowanGeraldene420 November 22, 2021


David

ugly mf

David is such an ugly mf

by gffdgsdfgfgfdsgfgdssdfgfdggfgd January 2, 2022


David

A david is a kind person. Sometimes he can be mean but if you're close he's like your big brother, He gets introuble often but he has a good heart. He's nice to people if they're nice to him, and if you're a bitch to him he's a bitch to you. A David isn't afraid to hurt somebody that hurt his friend. Sometimes he gets grumpy/upset but he never tries to hurt somebody he truly loves. He's just a really good friend.

Girl one: "Is that David? Did he come back from moving already?"

Girl two: "Yeah! He was my best friend. I missed him a lot."

by IheartSharks April 13, 2023


Thomas David

Thomas David a man with a heart as big as his beard. A man who served his country proudly and with honor. He is someone who is always surrounded by lots of beautiful ladies. An amazing father who works hard. He may be short but has a very big attitude.

Thomas David is busy playing with his four beautiful daughters.

by jessiluvsslayer May 9, 2018