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fat fucker

The self derogatory term used by Dumpy of Dumpy's Rusty Nuts when on stage.

"I'ma hot lover, fat fucker, hot lover yes indeed.." ('Hot Lover' by Dumpy's Rusty Nuts - from the 'Rock The Nation' EP)

by black flag June 25, 2004

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fat head

This guy at our school is known as fat head!

Hahaha, look at the size of his head, he has a fat head!

by Chunky Monkey December 11, 2003

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Fat Cap

The tip of a male's penis.

Man, I was gripping my fat cap at the urinal and the dude next to me was trying to scope it out.

by Dicknamer March 9, 2009

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Fat Shaming

A term coined by social reformists to refer to the ignorant shaming, insulting, badmouthing and obscene remarks aimed at individuals possessing one of three of the standard body types (their being Mesomorphic, Endomorphic and Ectomorphic, namely body types that either specialize in creating and storing fat cells, creating and storing muscle cells, or a rapid metabolism that specializes in providing energy to the body by consuming resources that normally produce muscle and fat cells). Endomorphs. Endomorphs have a soft round body build and a high proportion of fat tissue, a trait passed on by cultures residing in cold climates, who relied upon the stored fat for survival. In the modern culture, inspired by a false image of the “perfect human body” in popular media, the need for fat storage in warmer climates (inhabitants of which having more Endomorphic or Ectomorphic body types) isn’t as necessary. As humans tend to feel a strong need to put down others to make themselves feel better, they have developed ways to shame individuals with a higher than average fat content (just like those who’re a different height, color, or culture) by insulting them for their differences.

Ricky: “HEY FATTY! UR SO FAT, WHEN YOU SIT AROUND THE HOUSE, U SIT AROUND THE HOUSE!

Bobby: “Seriously? Are you fat shaming because I aced the Midterms, and you flunked out? Just stop.”

Ricky: “NAW MAN, U JUST FAT! FAT FAT FAT! YEP, BECAUSE YOU’RE BIGGER THAN ME, YOU DESERVE RIDICULE!”

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Sarah: “Hey, could I have a small strawberry ice cream, please?

Skinny Tara (*two enormous fistfuls of icecream in hand*): “DUMB FATTY! DRINK A SLIMFAST INSTEAD!

by Musemaster™ March 9, 2015

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fat monk

a fat monk, according to all the boys in my art and english class, is a slang term for a vagina. Apparently becuase there is like a little line like right where your pants are and do it looks like a monks head? or something idk the teacher started yelling at us but thats what i got out of it. So. yeah.

and its also apparently a good thing.

"Ey bay bay, you gots yourself a fat monk!"
"a what?"
"A fat monk, you know wat dat is?"
"uhm.....no"
"Ha, ask counrty to touch your fat monk"
"OK"
*goes over and askes*
and he grabbed my pussy. the end

by haley ann March 9, 2008

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fat rabbit

1. A rabbit that's fat.
2. A furball.
3. To describe anything cute, furry and round.
4. Describing a person who chomp greens like a greedy rabbit.
5. An expression refering to your lover or spouse, implying acceptance no matter how fat they will ever become in future.

1. You got one helluva fat rabbit!
2. Oh look at that fat rabbit...is it a cat or a dog?
3. That curtain has got fat rabbit trimmings.
4. Slow down with that salad, fat rabbit.
5. Come here and gimme a hug, ya fat rabbit.

by Fat Rabbit July 7, 2005

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fat wacker

a crummy sales item that is really a paddle made to beat the fat out of someones ass. invented by matt hudson.

coming to your town today, it's FAT-WACKER!!! ONLY $29.99!

by patrick.strinni May 21, 2004

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