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Full on ostrich is where you drop everything you have in your hands because you are startled, and then continue to bend over and slam your head into the ground out of fear. Generally this happens when getting nagged, annoying parents, teachers, or tryhard classfellows that try at anything to seem impressive. Going full on ostrich is an excellent defense maneuver to elude these assholes. Its the only way to secure immunity to douche-fucks who want to ruin your day with their streams of annoying diarrhea from their mouth. If you have any close friends who have issues with chodes in their life encourage them to try and go full on ostrich, it saves lives.
Jake: Yo brah, Todd's gf was totally Vcarding his ass.
Paul: Yeah bro, I heard Todd dropped all he was doing and went full on ostrich to escape the vCarding he was about to receive in his ass, what a smart ass bro, bro.
Refers to the fraudulent beliefs of the crazy wing of the crazy wing of sovereign citizens started by David-Wynn:Miller, pronounced "David Hyphen Wynn Full Colon Miller". More generally, refers to anything similarly crazy.
These stoplights are full colon. Four reds for five minutes. Is anyone allowed to go?
Full Colon Trump endorsed the Pauline Hanson One Nation Party, whose 2nd in command is Malcolm hyphen Ieuan full colon Roberts.
Such as mooning someone, orbit is when a 300 pound man spins at you butt-naked at 30 miles an hour like an obese beyblade thus creating a gravitational pull of lard strong enough to kill japan
Oh shit that guys doing A full orbit... oh shit RUN
A female, usually not a keeper or a perspective bride choice that is down for pretty much anything the imagination might come up with. Nothing is out, down for the count, “baby, this body is your playground”
Me:Son, I was piss ass drunk and mad at this new piece I been peeling lately, so I was like “check this out girl, I want to shit but the toilet is in the other room, what’s up with shitting on your face to save me the trouble”
Her: For sure, I thought you’d never ask.
Me: that bitch is down for the count, straight up full steez
The pinnacle of luxury. The best possible outcome in any demeanor.
The Full Washington-Optimum result of Any situation.
When you get shit on by a person who just ate a Sloppy Ryley P
Hey give me the Full Ryley P after you finish that Sloppy Ryley P
idk what the fuck it is bro
search it up lazy ass
person 1: dudeee i know obama's full name
person 2: no wae
cop:ur under arrest for stealing the 69th document of the black house