my light-green

Light green like the beautiful nature in the morning sun after an rainy night. When being with her you feel like spring, she fills you with energy and lights up your day. Even after an dark night / time she brings light with her presence and shows you how beautiful life can be.

You are my light-green Emma <3

big green needle

Lethal injection, usually in the context of animal euthanasia.

Comes from the greenish color of many medical syringes and the large volume of barbiturates they use to ensure a quick and certain death.

Sometimes capitalized or put in quotations for emphasis, i.e - "The Big Green Needle"

100+ Google hits. Deny me, bro.

"When I adopted Rover out of the animal shelter he was a week away from getting the big green needle, I'm so glad I found him in time!"

"It's sick how they dragged out Terri Schiavo's life that way. If she had been a dog they would have given her the big green needle years ago."

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Green M&M

1. A candy often believed to make the consumer horny
2. The only M&M that is female (great likeness to smurfette)

1. John has a whole drawer full of green m&m's!
2. The Green M&M is fucking* hott* dude!


*see second defenition of these words

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Bowling Green Massacre

One of the worst terrorist attacks that never happened.

I will never forget where I wasn't during the Bowling Green Massacre.

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your mother is green

It is simply a roast.

original word is " mak kau hijau " in malay language
Kids in Malaysia use this roast its kind of a signature roast.

adam : hey you stupid guy
man : your mother is green!!

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Cee lo Green

A black Elton John.

Cee lo Green is a black Elton John. Ok? ok.

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Green Day posuer

someone who claims to be a green day fan, but only owns american idiot, and EVEN SO only listens to tracks 1, 3, 4 and 11.(american idiot, holiday, blvd. of broken dreams, and wake me up when sept. ends) also thinks that american idiot was green day's first cd. can not recognize billie without eyeliner, black hair or a tie(and do not know that he is MARRIED). if you are a real green day fan, it is EXTREAMLY difficult to prevent yourself from chewing these people out, screaming at them, or bitch slapping them. you just sit there and you eye twitches.

{acctual converstion between me and my longtime friend}

Green Day posuer{Lesya}: aaaah! green day is so great! i love them!
Green Day fan{Me}: ohmagosh! no way! you two? i love them so much! i'm obsessed! my favorite's kerplunk. you?
L: ? huH?
M: ... uhm..... ok, i figured out how to play king for a day! wanna hear?
L: uhmmm... what now?
M: .... do you like are we the waiting..??
L: uuuhhh... o wait! yea, i heard taht one like twise! i really only like listen to american idiot, blvd of broken dreams, you know.
M: ... *twitch*twitch... i am trying /really/ hard not to hate you right now, lesya.... {internally growls}

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