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A truly God awful film that is almost unwatchable.
See also: "Manos" The Hands of Fate
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To be tossed of without anyone touching you - the way that Jedis do stuff with their mind.
'Oh man, I just cum in my pants'
'You didn't just get Jedi hand-jobbed did you?'
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(N) the ability to coordinate your piss from a penis with the use of your hands.
haha, his hand-penis coordination sucks. he aimed for the tree and pissed in your eye.
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Similar to the game Edward Forty Hands, with the obvious exception that instead of 40's, 200ml bottles of Johnnie Walker are used.
One bottle is duct taped to each hand and cannot be removed until both bottles have been emptied. An extremely dangerous undertaking that should not taken lightly.
Did you see how fucked up Johnny was after playing Edward Walker hands last night?
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An insult disguised as a compliment.
A left handed compliment would be something like the following..."I like your imperfections. Without them you'd be really hot, but boring."
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when a male politician is so scared by a woman that their default position is resting their hands in the shape of a vagina.
Donald Trump met with Angie Merkel and was so frightened that he went right to his Resting Vagina Hands.
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A little known sexual technique in which a man gets down on all fours while his partner (man or woman) proceeds to stroke his penis from behind in a downward motion similar to milking a cow while simultaneously fisting the man on all fours.
That girl was a freak. She gave me a Wisconsin Hand Warmer last night.
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