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so is life...
get over it!
Kid: Mom, math is hard!
Mother: So is life, get over it!
When something is so good and human made that’s it’s hard for god to see that as they will wish they made them
Man those kicks are hard on god
Getting ready for No nut November.
The act of intensly masturbating or having sex to dispose a bodily fluid.
Most people release 3 to 5 times, while some do more.
The last ejaculation is typically at 23:59, October 31th, just before midnight.
You should try not to go over 24:00. That will make you fail no nut november, and followingly destroy dick December.
Guy 1: I did it right over 24:00! How could I fail no nut november before I even tried!
Guy 2: Well, you did success Heck hard halloween.
Guy 1: I mean ANYONE can do heck hard halloween...
When you pass a slow-ass driver on a 2-lane road and leave them in the dust
As I sped by the slow driver I yelled, “I pass you so hard!”
Trying hard to get one's penis hard. Can be used when someone is trying to get someone else hard of themselves hard
Dude, Envy is try harding but his erectile dysfunction won't let him.
A person who is unable to take a joke or has no humor at all
Hey kevin is being a hard ass when i told a joke