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Doing poorly on the Medical Collages Admissions Test (MCAT).
Well, I certainly can kiss the 'cat goodbye. Let's get pissed.
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When you're sharing a lolly pop with someone and they stick the lolly pop in their mouth the wrong way and you have to get it back with your mouth, usually results in lips brushing together n.n
Sam and Ashleigh were like, totally lolly pop kissing earlier!
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The feces stain on the side of a toilet that does not flush out.
Every toilet in the men's bathroom had been touched with Poseidon's Kiss when I had to clean them at the end of the night.
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1:dont lick your lips!
2:hold on to the person you are kissing
3:kiss longer then 30 seconds
you are kissing your bf/gf and you lean in to kiss him/her
then floow the rules
lol
these are the french kissing rules!
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when your are doing a girl in the butt and she needs to take a dump and the tip of your dick hits her poop
i heard that guy kevin received a dirty eskimo kiss from this mexican chick that ate too many beans. wow, that must have been a very filthy eskimo kiss
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I just cleaned the shower, so don't kiss your sister!
no more kissing my sister, you.
(laughs) What? Huh? Hmm? Um, that's an expression for peeing in the shower.
I'm not gonna pee in the shower anymore.
Why? Why doesn't he get to do that? Yeah.
Yeah, that's true.
Why can't I? And why bring it up now? It goes right down the drain.
You know what? Let's all kiss our sister.
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originated in the student area of tafalgar place brynmill, the expression in which a personn invites another individual to kiss "in and around" the anal opening. Usually used in banter or other sarcastic phrases. This phrase is rarely used literally, unless they are up for "shits and gigs"
Batman once wrote on a picture comment "kiss my ring", as the the comment made about her was offensive banter! It was said to get her own back, and create a mildly disturbing vision in the recievers mind!
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