Make a mud pit in my pud mitt

When you take a shit in your hand and jack off with the wet turd..

Got so Randy last night watching the debate that I had to make a mud pit in my pud mitt..

Make it jingle

Pull it out and shake it

Dang, look at that, imma make it jingle.

Making banana bread

When someone is being retarded and making every bad decision they can think of

I don’t know what to tell you she’s just been making banana bread

making banana bread

This is when a girl masturbates with a banana for so long that the banana cooks and begins to smell like banana bread.

That girl had a wild Saturday night making banana bread!

make some morphine

To masturbate, so called because morphine is produced in the body as a hormone.

Oh my god I feel really horny. I have to go make some morphine.

Make fun

Make fun of your tallest friend

Tall friend: it’s so nice here
You:yea also how are you so short haha
Tall friend:that’s not nice
You: but it’s November 3rd I have to make fun of you u

make a burger

Dropped a deuce

I ate so much, I had to make a burger.