meat shutter

Abnormally oversized hairy hang downs that flutter when windows are open

I opend the window in my bedroom and i could hear her meat shutters rumbling

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Meat Smack

The process of using one's meat package (aka Penis) to slap someone.

Much like a "cock smack" the meat smack is a harder and more intense version that can result in a concussion or some sort of damage including but not limited to- breaking a nose, poking out an eye, knocking teeth out, bruising, as well as many others

Charlie meat smacked his wife in the face and knocked out her teeth.

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meat grinder

the pussy of an especially slutty girl / woman who has seem so much dick that her pussy has been deemed the "meat grinder"

Jarren: I went on a date with bloodrayne last night and got up in them wall's. Bryce: dude her pussy is a meat grinder.

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Meat grinder

When a guy with braces eats a girl out

I just got my braces off. I can finally eat you out with out it feeling like you're going through a meat grinder.

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meat manager

he who is all about the penis and manages it like a deli owner

Billy is a meat manager he manages more meat than a butcher! basically a homo sexual like you.

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meat harp

any instrument played by a wanker

"that cat sounded like he was blowing a meat harp"

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soggy meat

When a male ejaculates on his penis. It is then called soggy meat.

After jerking him off, Luke really likes playing with Kenny's soggy meat.

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