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A fictional sexually transmitted disease characterized by open-mouth sores, brown nasal discharge, and uncontrollable salivation. Commonly spread through toilet seats, handling praying mantises, and the consumption of kale.
You look tired. Have you been tested for Texas River Mouth?
Unquenchable thirst caused by eating large amounts of carbohydrates (usually pizza or pasta) further complicated by the inability to consume enough water to quench one's thirst due to already being full of said food.
I have such a bad case of pizza mouth; my stomach can't hold enough water to quench my thirst after eating an entire pizza.
a facial expression in which you make your mouth look kinda like a mustache.
"those girls are good at doing mustache mouth."
a facial expression in which you make your mouth look kinda like a mustache.
"those girls are good at doing mustache mouth."
After giving oral sex to someone kinda unattractive finding yourself in the shower as close to the shower head as possible letting the water spray your mouth out.
Dude after i ate her pussy i had to take a five min. Mouth shower.
A mouth shower is when one woman or man, drinks tea which is so hot, that it burns their mouth to the point where it's bloody. Their mouth will now be steaming. After doing so, they blow the hot, bloody air on your tiny man stick.
Blood spurting all over your dong, to the point where it creates a mouth shower. (With blood)
WOMAN 1: "OWWWW MY MOUTH OHHH FUCK!!!!" (BLOWING AIR)
MAN : "OOOH THAT BLOODY MOUTH AIR FEELS GOOD ON MY DONG! THANKS FOR THE MOUTH SHOWER, NOW GET YOURSELF TO A HOSPITAL, AND NEVER CALL ME AGAIN!"
To have a muffled quality to your voice caused by an underlying reverberating resonance.
His voice sounds like Sylvester Stallone with a mouthful of bees.