bite the big one

to die or to get killed

Here lies Bret, who did not bite the big one, the big one bit him.

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Bust a fat one

Something that should not even be thought about during the month of November

(During the month of November )
Rahul:yo I just bust a fat one
Ahmed:*shoots him*

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pull a fast one

To deceive someone.

"There's a chick that tried to pull a fast one on me."

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number one fuckie

1. Vaginal intercourse with an Asian prostitute, typically missionary style, in order to, if not tame the heathen, at least "soothe the savage beast" with the music of one's loins (not unlike a cricket in that regard). Named for the polite children's term differentiating the different excretory functions ("number one", as opposed to "number two").

2. An Asian whore's specialty. Either the finest delicacy in her "cuisine", or her old standby, on which she relies like a crutch for her livelihood.

That whore was twisted. She posed like a baseball catcher and signalled with one finger between her legs to indicate "number one fuckie".

That bitch wanted six dollars for number one fuckie! She's a three-dollar whore if I ever saw one. Goddamn currency manipulator.

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One In The Morning Idea

An idea that usually sounds good at One in the morning, but when played out it usually goes horribly wrong.

-One In The Morning Idea-

-"I know where my dad keeps his gun"
*one of your friends dead within the hour*

-trying to prove your badassdedness to your friends by jumping off the roof into the pool over being called a pussy.

"DOODE YOUR SOOOO GAY. YOUR NOT THAT MUCH OF A BADASS....PUSSY"

"PSHH FUCK YOU MAN, ILL FUCKING JUMP OFF YOUR ROOF INTO THE POOL"

'YOUR TOO PUSSY"

"LETS GO"

*friend jumps in pool. noone notices he jumps in the shallow end...friend floats up....pronounced dead at the scene*

-Looking up random videos, getting pissed and sending a hateful email to The Government.

*missing by 6am*

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One Woman Man

A guy who cherishes a woman for the rest of his life.

This guy waited a while to meet this woman, and didn't want relationships in high school because most women were immature.

Jerry only had one girlfriend his entire life, and married her, and died with her, and loved her.

Jerry having loving only one woman in his life, he is a "One Woman Man".

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lose one's cool

Not staying cool and in control. The opposite is to keep one's cool.

Don't lose your cool, man!

One will fail if one lose one's cool.

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