When you are trying to put your untied shoes on without using your hands and you tap your feet around on the floor and crush the heel of the shoe while trying to force your foot in. A comical sight.
shoes squeaking on floor and loud taps
Oh its just Andrew doing the retard dance
From 5:30- 6:30 is when you and a group of friends act and dumb as possible for an hour straight.
Yo, it’s national retard hour!
When your buddy was in an accident and loses the use of his arm, you use his dead arm to jerk yourself off because you’re dead inside and it’s the only thing that gets you hard.
Adam was in a motorcycle accident that left him with a dead arm so I used his retarded stranger to blow a massive load in his stuffed crust pizza.
When a person has a time vocal range. Similar to an undeveloped range. This person can only sing one or two notes.
Sir you’ve been diagnosed with vocal range retardation
Refer to the art of being a retard
Look at Nicky go, his retardness if flawless.
“emma been kissin her cousins. now that’s what i call a retarded red neck!” 🤣