Look at that girl doing the reverse steam train! She's so cool!
A sexual position in which the penetrator (usually male) lays on their back gets straddled by the cowgirl (usually female) while they face away from each other.
I wanted to be penetrated without having to look the person doing it in the eyes, that's when someone suggested I try the reverse naughty cowgirl then.
A sex position so odd that it looks like the participants are trying to summon an ungodly monster of some sort.
Alternatively: a kink for experiencing the deep, incomprehensible horror of humanity's inconsequential and powerless position in our universe. Like a knife play kink, but with way more existential dread.
"Man, I knew she was kinky, but I would never have guessed she would want to try reverse quadruple Cthulhu position."
"I told you she was pretty intense before you started dating."
"I know, but I figured you just meant BDSM or something."
Rather than sticking a hand up the other person's anus (Muppet), A Reverse Muppet is sticking a hand down another person's throat.
If you keep pissing me off I'll turn you into a Reverse Muppet.
I gave him/her a Reverse Muppet last night.
To reverse muppet is to stick the length of your arm down the throat of who you are reverse muppeting. Then to control them as you would a muppet.
Friend 1-“If you don’t stop doing that I will reverse muppet you”
Friend 2- “Fine I’ll stop talking.”
It's a nigga that hates other niggas.
I'm a nigga that hates niggas, a reverse nigga.
When you're so determined to avoid child support that your testicles literally start absorbing the cum out of her fucking vagina through your urethra like a straw
NOOOO!!! I CAN'T AFFORD ANOTHER CHILD! Reverse cumming powers, activate!