Dad

Calling someone a dad is saying they either leave everything all the time or they tell really bad jokes.

Jonathan you are such a dad

Dads

Day after drinking shits.

Damn I have dads and it’s coming out like lava!

dad

a mf who fkd around cuz they couldnt keep their thing in their pants and now have victim complex

person a: im a dad!
person b to person c: hes a dad! he must have victim complex too!

Dad

gone

has anyone seen my dad please this is not a joke im genuinely looking for him please

Dad

Dad I have not seen you since you went to get milk

Ur dad is getting milk

Dad

Something I don't have

"I don't have a dad"

Dad

You're Dad is the most reliable and trustworthy man in the world. You know you can count on him in any situation. If you have a problem, you're Dad will be the one to help you.

I love my Dad so much