Covid Refresh Finger

A painful syndrome causing stiffness and exhaustion to the click-finger when you have to refresh and refresh and refresh and refresh the website trying to get a COVID-19 vaccination appointment.

Sure I have Covid Refresh Finger, but it was totally worth it because I got on the schedule for the vaccine!

Sandra is a Covid Refresh Finger long-hauler: she's been trying to get an appointment for two weeks, but with no luck. She may never be able to click a mouse ever again...

While Covid Refresh Finger is hardly the worst effect of the pandemic, we certainly shouldn't ignore the real suffering.

twist my fingers

Verb throwing up gang signs

When the of''s come by i twist my fingers

two finger mcgillicudy

A medical procedure performed by Dr. Wayne Fuckman M.D. and Dr. McGillicudy. The doctors get so deep in you with their gloved hands they tickle your tonsils

I haven't walked properly since Dr. Fuckman prescribed a Two Finger McGillicudy to check on my tonsillitis

Joe's Greasy Fingers

When you encounter this wild New Yorker in Queens he has the Greasiest Fingers known to mankind. Some say if you touch his fingers you will instantly get the gassed like the jews. Others say your get skin poisoning. The world may never know.

Person 1: Yo did you go to Queens at all

Person 2: Yea I saw Joe's Greasy Fingers so I ran

roll it in my fingers

The act of tickling a soft penis using the thumb on one side and middle and index finger on the other in order to get said penis hard.

I drank so much last night I had to roll it in my fingers for a while to get my jerk off started.

French blowjob finger

A finger inserted into a man's anus during fellatio for the purpose of stimulating the prostate to intensify orgasm.

I thought I knew what pleasure was until Amelie used her French blowjob finger on me. A life-changing experience.

She has the best French blowjob finger I've seen since I was fo'teen.

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kit kat fingers

Kit Kat fingers are when a person places any two fingers together and inserts them into another humans anal cavity. (usually a gay male activity). Once the fingers have been removed any remnants of shit are acknowledged by each party and swiftly licked clean. This act can be incorporated with the Dirty Sanchez and Portugese Breakfast.

Last night my boyfriend got kit kat fingers before we made love and i ended up with a dirty sanchez.

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