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A state of melancholy following the ending of an engaging story.
The great show you watched came to a finale, you finished a thrilling game or read the last chapter of a good book and now you feel sad, empty, you're processing what happened - that's post-ending depression.
Johnny: What's up, you look kinda sad.
Jackie: Oh, it's nothing. Just post-ending depression.
Johnny: What'd that be?
Jackie: I finished playing Cyberpunk 2077 and the ending hit me hard. I didn't expect █████ to die and when the credits theme started pla-
Johnny: You fucking dickwipe! Why'd you spoil it for me like that huh?
Jackie: What? I didn't think you wanted to play the game, you said it sucked!
Johnny: Your mom sucks! My dick! Every Tuesday!
Jackie: That's it! I'm gonna shut that dirty mouth of yours up!
*both start to kiss violently*
(Verb) The Act of posting one-sided & unreliably sourced social media photos or tweets preaching about a complex political issue in an attempt to feel good about oneself for doing next to nothing. The name originates from the common “Pastel” colored font & graphics displayed on many Instagram posts.
Most commonly (but not always) associated with young socially-leftist & “woke” college aged kids.
I unfollowed her on Instagram after her feed devolved into repeated pastel posting about The Israeli Palestine conflict.
Millions of pastel posts from American children did absolutely nothing to sway Xi Jinping’s mind on the issue.
A niche community of Twitter users, which saw a peak in activity in early-to-mid 2023, where each account would have a particular niche they would post popular memes remixed to fit said niche or post to Twitter in-character. Activity in this sub-group died down towards the end of 2023 as drama inside the community involving certain high-follower users ended up causing severe friction and the initial fad wore out, although some accounts are still actively posting.
The word stems from the popular internet slang of ‘Shitposting’.
Person 1: Did you hear about those Twitter Posting guys?
Person 2: Oh yeah, that was a thing, wasn’t it?
When a female becomes overly romantic or secretive over her first sex partner.
"So how does it feel now that you've done it?"
"Oh no, I don't talk about our sex life. It's special, and only stays between him and I."
"Yup, you have Post-Virgin Syndrome."
where you bamboozle someone into looking at a picture of Link from The Legend of Zelda
“Hey, i just Link Posted that streamer with a video of Link titled ‘Top Ten French People’”
Sperm dripping after a sexual intercourse
He nutted in my ass after a quicky. I had to rush out and I got a nice post-coital surprise at the first traffic light. My panties were soaked
Posting of opinions, information and extracts on the web
Hope the post tos are well received and relished like a bowl of poast toasties – yeah – I’ll toast to that with my slice of toast this here morn.