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One of the worst forms of music EVER. There were a few, decent songs from this era, and stressing the word few. This genre of music took place mainly from the late 1960's to early 1980's. No one is sure why it got the name "Classic" because most of its music is utter garbage. What is worse is that the majority of music stations still play this slop, unwilling to let go of the past. The music itself is nothing but noise. "Classic" Rock junkies claim that the greatest guitarists came from this era but wailing a electric guitar for 8 minutes straight does not take as much skill and making an acoustic guitar sing. The song lyrics for most songs were about three things. Sex, drugs and rock. That is fine sometimes but there creativity lacked so much during this era. Most performers so were so strung out on coke, blow, etc that mindless lemming followers still hung onto everything they played.
Young Child - "Dad why do all those men have scary looking paint on their faces and why do they stick their tongues out?"
Dad - "That's the members of the Classic Rock band KISS son. The band's music is so horrible, they try to attract attention in another way."
Young Child - "OK I think I get it. Hey Dad! Did you just hear a cat squeal?"
Dad - "No son. That was actually Brian Johnson, lead singer for AC/DC."
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Another name for receving head.
taken from a story in a book about a guy getting head from a girl with pop rocks in her mouth. You don't have to have the pop rocks in your mouth when you do it....especially if you're blonde, cuz blondes are good at it anyway
Me: Earin and i just pop rocked...she said she didn't know what she was doing, but man!, it was the best ever. I think she says she doesn't know what she's doing just to trick me...but then she just attacks with good-ness.
You: I wish my g/f would pop rock.
Me: Sucks for you dude. My girl is so great.
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A musical genre that is basically a "grab-bag" of very different styles of Rock that because very popular in the mid-90's. The genre is totally useless. If you're going to put shit like Nickleback or (post 80's) Metallica into the same genre with great bands like Tool or Fuel, then why even bother catagorizing in the first place?
Mike: So what kinda' music do you like?
Fred: Mostly alternative rock stuff.
Mike: Oh, cool. So you like Local H and Tool too?
Fred: Actually, I was talking about Puddle of Mudd.
Mike: ... Fuck you.
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let me start off by saying that "Butt Rock" is a misunderstood art form. Butt Rock as defined by the everyday world is "a song or songs that is/are horrible but EVERYONE reacts to."
I have seen many people who swear up and down that 80s rock is the worst ever, but when "cum on feel the noise" or "holy diver" or "separate ways" come on, they are rocking along with everyone else.
Bands who performed "Butt Rock" wre known as Hair Bands.
Quiet Riot, Dio, Journey. Also: Motley Crue, Supertramp, Scorpions, Whitesnake.
"I hate Butt Rock...but I LOVE this song, who sings it?"
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Cheesy 1980's hard rock/heavy metal, that might have sounded good back in the day, but sounds totally gay to people today.
Buttrockers typically had long girly hair, wore assless chaps or ball hugging leather pants, and the band usually had 1 guitarist, instead of 2. Most videos featured at a girl with horribly big hair.
Poison, Motley Crue, Bon Jovi, Warrant, Winger, Great White, Skid row, and their likes all played butt rock on the Sunset Strip back in the day.
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The stupid new genre of music that all you fucking so called "cultured" people listen to. This is the shit thats huge for like one fucking second and then goes away. Music with no real fucking talent only with ability to have their fucking gay videos shown like 50,000 fucking times on MTV. Anyone who listens to nu metal can eat my fucking dick. fuck you.
i.e.:limp bizkit, disturbed, staind, slipknot, puddle of mudd, or whatever else you fucking stupid faggots listen to. Try real fucking music for once, like led zeppelin, Floyd, The Who, or fucking Radiohead.
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