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Pebis University a school for the brightest minds in the word... Just kidding it’s a school for the dumbest people imaginable. You got a 5 on your ACT or a 0.9 GPA perfect your eligible for a full ride scholarship! We also host some of the worst sports team in the country from football to tennis we got you covered only at Pebis University!
Oh so you got invited to Pebis University? Congratulations your stupid.
Mom Dad I got accepted to Pebis University! Oh son so it’s true you are a failure.
The University City Loop, also known known as the U-City Loop, the Delmar Loop, or simply The Loop, to St. Louis residents is a restaurant and entertainment district in University City, Missouri, a suburb of St. Louis. It is home to many of the areas most well known restaurants, bars, and entertainment venues.
The Pageant is located on the Loop and is one of the areas best small-mid size venues. The Tivoli theater, also a Loop mainstay, is a three screen movie theater which primilarly shows independent films, documentaries, and other films considered more "artsy."
Restaurants include Blueberry Hill, Fitz's Soda Co., Cicero's Italian dining, and many others. It is also known for its eclectic array of shops including Vintage Vinyl music store, and the newest location of Sunshine Daydream, a very popular, high-end head shop and clothing store.
Also located on the loop is the Riverfront Times, a local publication that highlights many areas of city life including entertainment, food, sports, etc.
Geographically the Loop starts where St. Louis and University City meet on Delmar Blvd and it extends West to the U-City Lions, two sculptures, one of a male lion and one of a male tiger which sit directly West of University City City Hall.
Current renovations of this area include over two miles of trolley track and two trolley cars, able to ferry people up and down Delmar bringing back the original feel of the Loop with the use of trolleys on a "loop" of track.
Let's go down to the University City Loop tonight and eat dinner at Blueberry Hill.
The act of shitting in the tank of the toilet while partner gives head to person shitting in the tank, whilst said partner is shitting into the toilet facing the tank.
"Bro, we got so fucked up we did a universal reversal in her mom's guest bathroom.. it was a shit fest"
A private catholic school in the lovely hood of Scranton, PA. Where rich white kids and extremely smart nerds come to fuck shit up and get plastered out of their minds. The students that go here and proud to be anywhere but their neighboring schools Lackawanna college and the university of Scranton because they know they are richer and smarter then they will ever be.
Kid 1: “ayo did you bang that dime piece from Marywood university?”
Kid 2: “nah but they’re all over I’m sure I’ll find another that’s rich and addicted to white claws”
Place where birds go to ball up.
"Yo let's go to birdball university and cross up some blue jays" said the bird to his friend.
a physicist who thinks the universe has zero curvature based on measurements of the observable portion of it, and who does not understand the concept of local flatness of a topological manifold
Yo, that physicist thinks he has ruled out spherical and hyperbolic models for space. There goes another flat universer.
Nice campus but that’s about all that’s nice about it. The management sucks. The professors could care less about actually teaching. The advisors only advise you by making your life difficult. Good music program and band tho.
Guy 1: That girl is a total Augusta university.
Guy 2: Damn you’re right. She’s fine as hell with a nice ass voice but past that, she’s fucked beyond belief.