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Grandpa Trevor and Con Gabriel. And also my fag dad Gabe
Grandpa and Con Gabe are fucking gay retards
The over-use of certain mind altering substances. After which person(s) feel less mentally capable.
Also used in place of "over amping"
Substance abuse.
Hey y'all, I got a ball. You wanna get retarded with me?
When you are trying to put your untied shoes on without using your hands and you tap your feet around on the floor and crush the heel of the shoe while trying to force your foot in. A comical sight.
shoes squeaking on floor and loud taps
Oh its just Andrew doing the retard dance
An otherwise healthy person who is acting retarded.
The retard^2 was acting retarded, which was a retarded thing to do anyway.”
When you ask someone if they've done something which you know they haven't and then as they're answering they do the thing you're asking them to do.
Dad: "Molly, is your seat belt on?"
Teenage Daughter: "uh, yes. . ." she says as she puts Iphone down and tries to sneak it on without Dad knowing.
Dad: "No its not."
Teenage Daughter: "Yes it IS!"
Dad: "It wasn't when I asked."
Teenage Daughter: "Yes it WAS!!!!"
Dad: "Oh, sweet child, you are suffering from a case of TIME RETARDATION."
Teenage Daughter: eye roll, back to Iphone to snap-chat about how retarded her dad is.
Where someone is retarded enough to do something that also takes balls to do.
Yo bro, did you see that crackhead climb the building and save the cat stuck up there? No ladder or anything. He's got retard balls