Something so delicate and fragile it is always broken or injured
Dude , Jimmy Garrapolo is injured again, he such a glass vagina
Someone who's been hurt a lot, or is hurting . (Like having sex while your hoo-ha is bruised; hence the name)
*has break up,and is betrayed by bff*
"I feel like a bruised vagina"
The act of fisting a girl repeatedly out of anger and then shoving dildos in and out rapidly.you can use other round objects such as Carrots, Cucumbers, Pickles, Traffic cones, Poles, Lead Pipes, Ice Cream Cones (with or without Ice Cream), Feet, Florescent Light bulb, and last but not least The Denver Broncos.
Dude she cheated on him.
Oh Shit! He is gonna be Vagina Shanking her tonight!
Derived from Virgin Media. Virgin Media internet is always on the blink thus people giving it this name.
"for fucks sake vagina shitia is dying again"
When your grandma baths in vinegar to persevere her lady bits
My grandma missed bingo night so she could renew her pickeled vagina
A girl who has a smallish sized vagina that hurts when having sex.
Yo, my girl wouldn’t let me bang her doggystyle bc at that angle her corgi vagina was too small.
A Chinese Hangover Anal vagina, commonly known as a Chav. Is a well known stereotype in the UK. They are usually found in the wild and seen as orange, incredibly long lashes and claws. And preferably Nike Airforces. Or some other form of sports clothing. however if you are to call one by a Chinese hangover anal vagina, they will know you know there SECRETS. Chavs are secretly, half Chinese, love anal sex, and most of them are gay/Lesbians. (Of course secretly)
"Omg you Chinese hangover anal vagina get over here"
"I KNOW your secrets chav, or should I say... Chinese hangover anal vagina"
"omg ew your a Chinese hangover anal vagina"