fart a turd

Farting a turd is what happens when you hold your shit in too long and then try to relieve a little sphincter muscle pressure by farting.

Man I got to shit so bad, that If you don't get out of the fucking bathroom right now, I'm going to Fart a Turd!!! >_<

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Hairy Fart

After you shave you collect all your hair and place it in over close to your butt. Then you fart and boom, a hairy fart.

I just had a biggest hairy fart ever, I covered the whole downstairs in my shavings.

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fart blocker

one who has sex in the anus thus blocking farts

damnit cletus stop being a fucking queer ass fart blocker

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melting fart

generally when a fat man farts and the fumes are so rank and rancid, the skin of the peoples faces behind him turn green and either melt or peel off.

That guy just released a melting fart in that crowd of people!.....omg.....(face melts)

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fart box

a derogatory term for a 'pimped up ride' or 'chav mobile.' shitty old cars with massive exhausts cars which will make loud fart like sounds. Therefore it is siple logic that if the exauhst souns like fart then the car is an ass/big pile of shit

evry1 climb into ur fart boxes and close ur ears we are off for a cruise

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arctic farts

farts brought on by eating whale blubber in the dead of winter; you cannot escape them by going outdoors because its too cold

His arctic farts cleared the side of the igloo.

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Fart Nooger

When you fart so hard, you splooge your noogers.

" oh man i was chillen with mary, and i busted a fat fart nooger right onto her lip."

" J Kint, youre a little fuckin fart nooger"

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