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The Town

Ben Affleck's most convincing and authentic looking and sounding performance to date.

Somebody must've helped Ben Affleck make himself look more authentic and sincere in The Town, because usually the guy is amongst the worst actors of his generation (though his speech delivery has always been excellent). The guy went from bad actor to real hoodlum from Boston in that movie, if only for a split second (though he's not even from the East Coast). He made his previous acting in Good Will Hunting look silly in The Town, though watching enough of his films makes somebody realize it isn't too hard for Ben Affleck to make one of his performances look silly.

by The Original Agahnim October 20, 2021


the towns

the towns mean the 5 boroughs of nyc

person one: yo bro where u from?

person two: i’m from new york

person one: oh word? what parta new york u from?

person two: i’m from albany

person one: man u from upstate you not from the towns u not from new york if you ain from the towns

by onlyyprime April 5, 2024


The Towns

the towns” means anywhere in NYC (brooklyn, the bronx, manhattan, queens)

ps. staten island dont count because us new yorkers dont jack it

dd: yo muddy its been a min since we last linked

dstar: nah word mud i gotta go back to the towns i miss it out there

by onlyyprime December 21, 2024


I Broke His Balls In The Sewage Town

Absolutely roughing up a crocker in his shimmy windle

Usually takes place between midnight and 1:06AM

Bro 1: dude did you fight that kid last night?

Bro 2: yeah man I Broke His Balls In The Sewage Town

by Scrotchular January 31, 2023


Small town brain

When you grow up in a small town and your popular so you believe your attractive and smart. When you have a iq under 100 and you look like rocky dennis compared to most people.

That guy is dumb and ugly yet he acts like that must have a small town brain.

by Jasonknowsbitches August 21, 2016


kronie town mingler

That Rando in every resort/ski town who materializes outside the grocery store/convenience store parking lot who obviously isn’t there to shop and is simply around to provide a necessary means of procuring cannabis for the flockers and gawkers.

Joseph, hangout while I grab some snacks see if you can score some takeout from the Kronie Town Mingler.

by The Duderbeero August 7, 2024


Sugar Town

Tripping on sugar cubes laced with Lysergic acid diethylamide (LSD)

I was in Sugar Town.

by ah-nahhh March 21, 2024