Tyres car collection

An absolute god tier collection of 200 cars on GTA V held by a player known as Tyres

"Woah look at that car"- person 1
"Yup thats straight out of Tyres car collection"- person 2

car peacocking

To buy an expensive car only for the purpose to show off to other people. Normally meant in relation to middle aged men going through a mid life crisis.

"Wait till my neighbours see me screech into the cul de sac in an Aston Martin, then we will see who the real man is around here."

"Dude you are car peacocking. You need to calm down and get therapy."

Car amnesia

A medical condition which causes the person to forget where they parked their car. 🚗

Poor Billy, he’s been walking the parking lot for three days, he must be suffering from car amnesia.

car and logs

I WISH CARS AND LOGS WERE REAL

#chad: WOAH IS THAT A CAT AND A DOG?!1!!1!1

#melissa: NO YOU FUCKING BITCH ITS A CAR AND LOG!!!2!11!1!12

car and logs

He parked his car in her barn.

He has put his plod (penis) in her lala (virgina).

Will: So, what did Joseph do last night with Mary?
Joe: He parked his car in her barn.

Booger Car

A lime green car

1: “Look! It’s a booger car!”
2: “Why do people buy those?”

Big car

Big car is a smoking legend , he hits fat dabs and doesn’t care about things . He stays focus on the true vision God put him in this earth for . Big car can out smoke and out live anyone .

Oh damn big car stop hitting fat dabs like that