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It's a man's stinky little penis. A man tool of non biblical proportions.
Jimmy was sexting pics of his "Funky Winker Bean" to any girl who asked.
“What are you having for dinner tonight?”
“One-bean taco if I’m lucky.”
Fat bitches from Louisiana. Pussy smells like old bay and Joe Burrows breath. A bayou butter bean wears cowboy boots and takes shits like men.
I was fucking this bayou butter bean and when I busted in her crab boil my cock fell off
the best girlfriend on the planet and i’m so thankful to have her
“is that your gf? yeah pretty right 😎”
but i have to include-baked bean <3
Martincitopant's symbol of Multiversal conquest. If you encounter this company, pray to a god of your choice, before it's too late.
"Your territory is forfeit to Bean Boys Incorporated"
"Run!"
"Your existence is forfeit to Bean Boys Incorporated"
"AHH-"
give her the beans is a phrase similarly used like “petal to the metal” it means to go all out, give it your all
bubba: “you really oughta hear this new engine i just put in”
Cletus: “hell yea brother give her the beans “