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Bean Boys Incorporated

Martincitopant's symbol of Multiversal conquest. If you encounter this company, pray to a god of your choice, before it's too late.

"Your territory is forfeit to Bean Boys Incorporated"
"Run!"
"Your existence is forfeit to Bean Boys Incorporated"
"AHH-"

by just a random guy on the net April 7, 2023


a can of beans and a prayer

a state of being, in which you are BARELY surviving

Granny, I’m having a bad day”
“Oh Hun, looks like you barely got a can of beans and prayer, right now.”

a can of beans and a prayer

by dingdongsam November 2, 2022


Slutty can of beans

this is usually not used as an insult. This sentence is used among hillbillies and rednecks to call each other sexy and//or arousing .

Brother: hey pork chop ;) , oh baby you really are a slutty can of beans.
Sister: thanks pumpkin pie, I could grind up on that red neck of yours all day.

by Priest Mike February 14, 2020

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season my beans

While receiving a blow job your significant other sneezes on your balls.

While you down there girl, how 'bout you season my beans?

by toiletjocky March 1, 2015


Fishy bean burrito

When you put your testicles in a girl's ass and fuxk her pussy

I meet this freaking girl last night she got me to do the fishy bean burrito to her

by Only real homie July 17, 2021


give her the beans

give her the beans is a phrase similarly used like “petal to the metal” it means to go all out, give it your all

bubba: “you really oughta hear this new engine i just put in”
Cletus: “hell yea brother give her the beans “

by lil puffer fish September 13, 2022


Bean dip shit

A shit that resembles a pile of bean dip.

Man! After a night of drinking beer and eating burritos, I had a MASSIVE bean dip shit!!!

Holy shit! We were in the park today and needed to use the restroom. Someone left bean dip shit all over the commode!!!!

Dixie was changing little Brysons diaper and she vomited! Bryson had taken a 7 lb bean dip shit!!!

by J.R. 1 December 27, 2022